Less than 3?

I've sometimes heard it said that you should always paddle in groups of three or more. With that in mind, the two of us went paddling. I say paddling, it was a fun little blast down the Kent, followed by a manful stroll back up the river to do the good bits again. We then retired to the pub for lunch.

No faff, no fuss.

Drove to the river, paddled (and paddled again) then went home for tea and medals.

Hurrah.